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  | NEVER TOO OLD FOR CARTOONS |  |
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  | THE SCHOOL PLAY: ROMEO AND JULIET |  |
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    | In June 1781 British troops nearly captured this future president in Virginia, his home state | (Iddoshe: Who is Washington?) 
 Jefferson
 
 
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    | This show's episodes include "Cartman's Funny Hate Crime 2000" | [ERRATUM: The name of the episode is "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000".] 
 South Park
 
 
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    | Those not cast in individual roles at least got to be part of this group that says the play's first lines | the chorus 
 
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    | You can help train intellectually disabled athletes for these games founded in 1968 | (Joseph: What is Buddy Ball?) 
 the Special Olympics
 
 
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    | Founded in what is now Provo in 1875: A BIG HUG, MYRON
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 Brigham Young
 
 
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    | Of the 7 continents | (Joseph: What is Antarctica?) 
 Africa
 
 
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    | A scout during the war, John Greenwood is more famous as one of these; Washington was a patient | (Joseph: What is a doctor?) (Alex: Be more specific.)
 (Joseph: What is a [*]?)
 (Alex: That's the kind of doctor we're going for.  You're right.)
 
 a dentist
 
 
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    | The dad on this show fought for the heavyweight title, won a Grammy & nearly caused a nuclear reactor explosion | The Simpsons 
 
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    | Romeo's parents sobbed in the audience as he ended his life with this method | poison 
 
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    | Schedule a blood drive for this organization whose "junior" branch was founded in 1917 | the American Red Cross 
 
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    | A "regal" university in Jersey: CREPT IN ON
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    | Of Snow White's 7 dwarfs | Bashful 
 
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    | With Cornwallis' surrender here, the British lost an entire army for the second time during the war | Yorktown 
 
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    | As the cast party broke up, the director quoted, "Good night, good night!  Parting is such" this | sweet sorrow 
 
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    | Explore, enjoy & protect the planet in this club, whose logo is seen here | the Sierra Club 
 
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    | You could say it's full of Gaelic puglisits: RENAMED TO
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 Notre Dame
 
 
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    | Of the 12 months of the year | April 
 
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    | Ann Bates, a British spy, acted as a go-between between Benedict Arnold & this major | (Alex: The major who was hanged--[*].) 
 John André
 
 
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    | If you don't know he's trapped in the future by the evil shape-shifting wizard Aku, then you don't know this guy | Samurai Jack 
 
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    | Juliet kept giggling through this line in Act II, scene 2 where she says her lover's name 3 times | "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?" 
 
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    | The name of this hospital volunteer comes from the red- & white-striped uniform | a candy striper 
 
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    | We hear they can make you a boiler: RUDE UP
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    | Of our solar system's 9 planets | Earth 
 
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    | Formerly Fort Carillon, it was captured by Ethan Allen & others May 10, 1775 | Fort Ticonderoga 
 
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    | Let's see if you've stayed up late to see Frylock, Meatwad & Master Shake, 3 of this Cartoon Network group | (Camille: What is Adult Swim?) ...
 (Alex: What is [*]? Maybe swimming.)
 
 Aqua Teen Hunger Force
 
 
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    | The kid playing the old head of this family of Juliet's couldn't get his beard to stay on | the Capulets 
 
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    | Help other kids or adults become literate with RIF, this organization | Reading Is Fundamental 
 
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    | In the Volunteer state: ADVERB LINT
 | Vanderbilt 
 
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    | Of the countries of mainland South America | (Camille: What is Bolivia?) 
 Argentina
 
 
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