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    | Carl Sandburg's famous ode to this city calls it "Hog Butcher for the World" & "City of the Big Shoulders" | 
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    | In an episode entitled "D'oh-in' in the Wind", this TV dad finds out that his middle name is Jay | 
    Homer
 
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    | I didn't know you wanted specific numbers for the lottery, so I just got you these, abbreviated QP | 
    quick picks
 
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    the ostrich
 
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    | One of these struck Boston in 1755, Missouri in 1811 & Charleston in 1886, so it's not West Coast-specific | 
    an earthquake
 
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    | Revelation 16:16 names this place where the final battle will be fought between good & evil | 
    Armageddon
 
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    | The initials W.H. in this poet's name stood for Wystan Hugh | 
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    | In 2001 Arnold Schwarzenegger signed one of this Jay's Harleys, which was auctioned off to help 9/11 victims | 
    Leno
 
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    | Sorry these Amazonian fish, AKA caribes, didn't get along with your other fish--who knew they were carnivores? | 
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    sedimentary
 
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    an armoire
 
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    | He played Geronimo in several westerns as well as a famed sidekick to Clayton Moore | 
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    | Geez Mr. Brett, I had no idea I put too much of this sticky wood distillation on your baseball bat; lighten up | 
    pine tar
 
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    | Branwyn, Gwyllum, & Baldrick are 3 of the famous ravens at this location | 
    the Tower of London
 
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    | From the Greek kryos, "ice", it's the form a mineral grows into when unrestricted | 
    a crystal
 
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    | It's a former name for Veterans Day | 
    Armistice Day
 
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    | Robert Frost ended this poem about a barrier with the line "good fences make good neighbors" | 
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    Jay & Silent Bob
 
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    faux pas
 
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    | This British pair dominated the world ice-dancing scene in the early 1980s | 
    Torvill & Dean
 
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    | Alaska's Malaspina is an example of the piedmont type of this, where ice spreads out over a large terrain | 
    a glacier
 
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    | Nissan has an SUV named this, like an invincible Spanish fleet | 
    Armada
 
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    | In "A Few Figs From Thistles" she wrote, "My candle burns at both ends, it will not last the night" | 
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    Jay Mohr
 
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    | I didn't cook your burger at 140 degrees, & this bacteria (real first name Escherichia) is still there--oops! | 
    E. coli
 
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    | One of the 2 crowned English kings since 1066 whose royal name is not followed by a number | 
    John (or Stephen)
 
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