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    | These minute blood vessels connect arteries & veins | 
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    iris
 
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    McDonald's
 
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    the liver
 
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    | In commercials, David got really good at saying this word to customers of a credit card that wasn't Capital One | 
    no
 
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    Ishtar
 
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    | Forced to abdicate in 1918, the last German kaiser had this royal name & number | 
    Wilhelm II
 
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    | When this big burger debuted at Burger King in 1957, it cost a mere 37 cents | 
    the Whopper
 
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    nicotine
 
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    | Funny, but the name of this bone is Latin for "upper arm" | 
    humerus
 
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    | For all 6 years of this sitcom's run, David played the obnoxious & devious Dennis Quimby Finch | 
    Just Shoot Me!
 
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    | On "Star Trek" T'Pol, Sarek & Tuvok are full-blooded members of this race | 
    the Vulcans
 
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    | The last Romanov ruler of Russia, he was shot to death with his family by Bolsheviks | 
    (Monica: Who is Nicholas?) (Alex: Be more specific.  Which one?) (Monica: The first?) (Alex: No.)
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    | "Think outside the bun" & enjoy the Mexican food from this chain | 
    Taco Bell
 
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    Elm Street dream (9) | 
    nightmare
 
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    | In the Middle Ages, this word referred not only to the finger joints but to the knee as well | 
    knuckles
 
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    | David co-starred with this late comedian in "Tommy Boy" & "Black Sheep" | 
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    | Its atomic number is 80 & one of its uses is in barometers | 
    mercury
 
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    | Losing power in November 1918, Charles I was the last monarch of this hyphenated empire | 
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    | "Oven toasted tastes better", according to this sandwich chain with more than 3,000 restaurants worldwide | 
    Quiznos
 
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    | David's first big-screen role was in "Citizens on Patrol", the fourth film in this series | 
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    | The original requirements for this workhorse plane, the C-130, included carrying 30,000 pounds of troops or gear | 
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    | Deposed in 1893, she was the last royal ruler of Hawaii | 
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    | The founders of this chain named their famous subs after comparing them to a picture in the dictionary | 
    (Susan: What is Subway?) (Alex: No.  Chris or Monica?  What are [*]? [*].  Chris thought of it, but too late.)
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