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    | Of the Loire, the Seine or the Drome, the river that runs through a national capital city | 
    the Seine (through Paris)
 
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    | According to the series title, parcel delivery man Doug Heffernan is the "King of" this | 
    Queens
 
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    | A squirrel uses this fluffy appendage for balance when it leaps & climbs | 
    its tail
 
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    | Cream cheese was invented in this country in 1872 | 
    United States
 
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    | On this date in separate years "America" was first sung publicly and "America the Beautiful" was first published | 
    July 4th
 
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    | Sensitive names for kids who get these include "Train Tracks", "Metal Mouth" & "Tin Grin" | 
    (Alex: And we'll leave it right there, Nicole!)
  braces
 
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    | Of the Shannon, the Boyne or the Mackenzie, the river that's not in Ireland | 
    the Mackenzie
 
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    | On "Just Shoot Me", this "SNL" alum plays Dennis Finch, the power-hungry assistant of Jack Gallo | 
    David Spade
 
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    | Wow!  The upside-down type of this "feline" fish really does swim upside-down | 
    catfish
 
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    | Nationality of the cream cheese-filled pastry seen here | 
    Danish
 
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    | Yitzhak Rabin is seen here shaking hands with this adversary on Sept. 13, 1993 | 
    (Nicole: Who is...[time]?)
  Yasser Arafat
 
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    | Lipslide, tailslide & mongo-foot are terms from this activity | 
    (Tom: What is kissing?) ... (Alex: [A bit speechless] Minute to go.)
  skateboarding
 
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    | Of the Gabon, the Gallego or the Ganges, the river that's named for a Hindu goddess | 
    the Ganges
 
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    | A 1998 CD of music from this sitcom featured "Cleveland Rocks" & "Five O'Clock World" | 
    (Tom: Who is Drew Carey?)
  The Drew Carey Show
 
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    | The basket type of this undersea animal seen here probably isn't the kind you have in your bathtub | 
    sponge
 
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    | This form that cream cheese is sold in is perfect for the third pig's home | 
    bricks
 
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    | On May 20, 1921 President Harding presented to this woman a capsule of radium with a street value of $100,000 | 
    Marie Curie
 
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    | Bart Simpson once observed of a show that he didn't think it was possible, but it "both sucks and" does this | 
    blows
 
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    | Of the St. Joseph, the St. Lawrence or the St. Francis, the river that serves as a border between 2 nations | 
    the St. Lawrence (Canada & the U.S.)
 
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    | Mrs. Mamie Dubcek is the colorful landlady of this alien family on "3rd Rock from the Sun" | 
    (Alex: Tom, you've been watching a lot of television!)
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    | Some of these fleshy growths that top roosters' heads are V-shaped & some look like a walnut | 
    combs
 
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    | Philadelphia cream cheese advertises itself as "A Little Taste of" this | 
    Heaven
 
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    | In 1825, 50 years after this June 17, 1775 battle, the Marquis de Lafayette helped dedicate a monument to it | 
    Bunker Hill
 
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    | Mom & Dad, or what they probably don't make kids pay | 
    rent
 
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    | Of the Tagus, the Tarsus or the Taro, the river that runs through southern Turkey | 
    (Colleen: What is the Tagus?)
  the Tarsus
 
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    | It's the New York City coffee house where the "Friends" gang hangs out | 
    Central Perk
 
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    | This arthropod is nicknamed the "hundred-legger", though some may have 170 pairs of legs | 
    centipede
 
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    | Yiddish term for a thin pancake folded around a filling of cottage & cream cheese | 
    blintz
 
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    | This Spanish conqueror of Peru & the Incas was killed by his former followers June 26, 1541 | 
    Francisco Pizarro
 
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    | To college kids Za isn't a chemical element, it's this popular delivery item | 
    pizza
 
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