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    | In 1857 a 7-2 ruling said this man couldn't bring a suit in the federal court, as blacks were not U.S. citizens | Dred Scott 
 
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    | Mae Questel, seen here, was the voice of both Olive Oyl & this pretty cartoon Betty | (Betty) Boop 
 
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    | Stop, thief!  Specifically, it's the act of stealing a woman's handbag from her arm | purse snatching 
 
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    | The southernmost country in North (including Central) America | Panama 
 
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    | Dumb guys cherish this microwave button; they no longer have their ear to the door waiting for the kernels to quiet | the popcorn button 
 
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    | Sole impression left by the unshod | a footprint 
 
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    | Some said the school integration ruling in 2007's Parents Involved v. Seattle undermined this 1954 case | Brown vs. the Board of Education 
 
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    | Before she was snarky Sue Ann and ditzy Rose, she was Vicki Angel on the '50s sitcom "Date With The Angels" | Betty White 
 
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    | It's the manufacture of fake money to be passed off as real | counterfeiting 
 
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    | The easternmost country in South America | Brazil 
 
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    | Dumb guys now have a place to put their 32-oz. drinks; not only do these come in cars but they're on movie seats! | cup holders 
 
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    | It's the German equivalent of the English word "miss" | fraulein 
 
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    | In 1911 the court ruled this co. "of New Jersey" had to be dissolved for its unreasonable restraint of trade | Standard Oil 
 
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    | She didn't go by Betty much, but anyway, she'll always be Samantha to us | Elizabeth Montgomery 
 
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    | According to the Constitution, it's levying war against the U.S. or aiding & comforting the enemy | treason 
 
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    | The westernmost country in North America | United States 
 
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    | Dumb guys no longer rip lettuce apart to make it; Fresh Express has it in a bag! (Dumb guys still let it rot in the fridge) | salad 
 
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    | An agricultural plant-growth aid, often including nitrates | fertilizer 
 
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    | 1966's this man v. Arizona was based in part on the 6th Amendment, which guarantees a defendant's right to a lawyer | Miranda 
 
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    | The Betty seen here turns heads in this town | (Alex: Yes, from the "Archie" comics.) 
 Riverdale
 
 
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    | It's the fraudulent appropriation of money that's been entrusted to one's care | embezzlement 
 
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    | The westernmost country in continental Europe | Portugal 
 
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    | Dumb guys think it's cool they get to slide their own credit card at the store; even cooler? This word for "slide" | swipe 
 
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    | It can be a parasitic flatworm or a lucky, chance occurrence | a fluke 
 
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    | Judicial review, the court's authority to declare laws unconstitutional, was established in him v. Madison | Marbury 
 
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    | Born Elizabeth Bloomer in 1918, she danced for Martha Graham & modeled for John Robert Powers before meeting Jerry | (Alex: The Jerry in this case was Jerry Ford.  Gerald Ford, president.  [*], his wife.) 
 Betty Ford
 
 
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    | This is the act of killing one's own brother | fratricide 
 
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    | The southernmost country in South America | Chile 
 
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    | Dumb guys at desks feel smart clicking this & pushing the lead back in, especially considering its complicated name | a mechanical pencil 
 
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    | This compound word is a forward artillery position set up to support advancing infantry | a firebase 
 
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