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| You get your hole cards & then deal with the flop in this card game, but you're far from done |
(Ken: You're on the board.)
(Robert: Thankfully.)
Texas hold 'em
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| Since 2014 Michael Che & Colin Jost have co-hosted this "SNL" sendup of TV news programs |
Weekend Update
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| Some of the great sights of Giza are the pyramids & my van on the bank of this river |
the Nile
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| In 2010, the Cali Hall of Fame inducted this Facebook dude, even though he's totally from New York, for reals |
Zuckerberg
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| King Arthur set up the diamond jousts, a series of 9 annual tournaments all won by this knight |
(Sam: Let's finish CALIFORNIANS for $200.)
(Ken: I have to do this voice one more time.)
[Laughter]
Lancelot
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| Take this toy I use to "walk the dog"; I tried that "warp drive" trick, & now I'm in traction |
a yo-yo
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| This Disney show about a pop star leading 2 very separate lives debuted in 2006 |
Hannah Montana
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| This "SNL" character who is most definitely his own thing starred in a Halloween special in 2017; any questions?! |
(Ken: That was Tom Hanks as [*].)
David S. Pumpkins
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| I drove on the left to park my van beside this river, right near the U.K.'s Houses of Parliament |
the Thames
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| Shyeah, this Chief Justice known for his commission spoke for the Court in Brown v. Board of Education, you know? |
Warren
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| This synonym for jousting that sounds like a pinball term refers to the barrier between the opponents |
(Sam: Uh, what's the bumper?)
tilt (tilting)
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| Take this crossbar with 2 U-shaped pieces; my oxen are on strike, & they refuse to wear it |
a yoke
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| One outcome of this educational video game that bore the name of this 19th c. historical route? "You have died of dysentery" |
The Oregon Trail
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| This "SNL" icon: "N.Y.'s hottest club is whimsy... this place has everything ... kufi hats, congas, MTV's Dan Cortese..." |
Stefon
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| Darned van broke down for good on River Road in Baton Rouge, beside this river |
the Mississippi
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| "Yo" as in Yosemite, this bro established a gnarly photography department at the Cali School of Fine Arts in 1946 |
Ansel Adams
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| The National Jousting Association says the first recorded joust came in this year, same as the Battle of Hastings |
1066
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| Take this pack animal I brought back from Asia; it grunts so much I can't sleep at night |
a yak
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| It's not a Birmingham jail; it's Southern Comfort, sloe gin, amaretto & orange juice |
an Alabama Slammer
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| He debuted the character of Wayne Campbell with a "shwing!" & a prayer on "SNL" in 1989 |
Mike Myers
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| Everyone remember where we parked! The van's in Al Qurnah, Iraq, where this 1,700-mile-long river joins the Tigris! |
the Euphrates
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| Whoa, this guy moved to Cali in 1852, got a near-monopoly in its railroads & founded a university? Nice |
(Leland) Stanford
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| Today, joust fans, a bloody treat! Sir Harry has challenged Sir Gary to battle "à outrance", which means this |
to the death
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| Please take my "Learn to" do this CD; if I hear "Alpine Honeymoon" one more time, I'll go bananas |
yodel
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| Check out this equine doing its thing as only it can |
a Tennessee Walking Horse
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| In a real "Celebrity Jeopardy!" game, this "SNL" actress blew us away with her knowledge of the Hanseatic League |
Jane Curtin
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| Unlike Mr. Knievel, the van doesn't try to jump this river that forms part of the boundary between Idaho & Oregon |
the Snake River
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| Like, for sure not a native, this father of the H-bomb totally helped create Lawrence Livermore Lab at U.C. Berkeley |
Teller
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| Most jousting was unregulated & illegal until given official sanction for the first time by this English king in 1194 A.D. |
Richard I (the Lionhearted)
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| Take this role in "Fiddler on the Roof"; I wanted to play it, but Bea Arthur's old Broadway costume doesn't fit me |
Yenta
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