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THE COUNTRY AS DESCRIBED BY THE ONION |
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April 11, 1951: Truman relieves this man of his commands in the Far East |
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Beach Boys Brian, Carl & Dennis |
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In 2009 Miep Gies, who, with her husband, hid this girl & her family during WWII, celebrated her 100th birthday |
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This Central American country is "a shortcut with its own national anthem" |
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In "Crystal Skull" Indiana Jones gets stuck in this, which can't really pull you under to your death |
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Sept. 26, 1971: This man meets with President Nixon, the first meeting of a Japanese emperor & a U.S. president |
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Actor Samuel L. & country singer Alan |
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This comedian celebrated his 100th birthday in 2003; his widow Dolores blew out 100 candles in 2009 |
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The official language of this country is "English (kind of)" & crime-wise, there are "rising incidents of monslaughter" |
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If you're "in" this, like Little Jack Horner, there's no place you can go |
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This type of government is mentioned in the Pledge of Allegiance |
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May 6, 1981: She wins a competition to design the Vietnam Veterans Memorial in Washington, D.C. |
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Pitcher Randy & actor Dwayne |
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In 1995 this matriarch died in Hyannis Port at the age of 104 |
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This country represents 25% of Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young & it boasts "a warm, cold people" |
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To deal with this clothing problem, try rubbing a pencil lead on the teeth |
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Headaches & nausea may accompany this injury to the brain, often caused by a jarring blow to the head |
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May 24, 1941: HMS Hood is sunk by this German battleship; May 27, 1941: This German battleship is torpedoed & sunk |
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Actress Brooke & writer Alice |
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In December 2002 this senator celebrated his 100th birthday with a party on Capitol Hill |
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"Nearly 15 feet wide", this nation's been "preventing Argentina from enjoying the Pacific Ocean since 1818" |
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Running this on a stuck jar lid may help: the metal lid will expand while the glass jar won't |
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It can mean ability, the powers of the mind, or a school's teaching staff |
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January 10, 1931: The Prince of Wales meets this American woman; they get married some 6 years later |
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Singer Rita & "Valley Girl" director Martha |
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New York socialite & philanthropist Brooke, whose husband Vincent was an heir to this family's fortune, died in 2007 at 105 |
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It "came under control of its lemur population in 1965, when the... prosimians gained a majority... in the national senate" |
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A frustrated driver stuck in snow does this 3-word phrase; it means to expend effort with no result |
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This device is used in an internal-combustion engine to produce an explosive mixture of vaporized fuel & air |
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